WE'RE STILL here then! Our planet hasn't yet been sucked into a mini black hole since scientists pressed that vital computer key a couple of weeks ago to unlock the mystery of the universe - so I think we can all relax now and stop worrying about the approach of... well, nothing.
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I DON'T think it's a symptom of encroaching senility because I've been doing it for decades, but talking to (not to mention bellowing at) the TV or radio is clearly the sign of, at best, a confused mind.
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TRADITION dictates that it's the rich what gets the pleasure, the poor what gets the blame - but while that nugget of socioeconomic analysis remains essentially sound, the balance between self-indulgence and culpability is rather more complex these days.
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I'VE been offered the chance to have a What Not to Wear style makeover, where a lady goes through my wardrobe, chucks out everything that makes me look like Heather from EastEnders and is honest about my sense of style.
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LAST weekend, while in the garden, Paul got attacked by a bear and dislocated his shoulder trying to protect me from its fierce jaws and immense weight.
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