Mike Lockley - more of the funny man Aug 19 2008
TIP OF THE WEEK... Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars - just stand closer to what you want to look at. more
Hanging out our dirty washing for all to see Jun 1 2008
I’ve made greater mistakes. Like the time I mistakenly wore my then seven-year-old son’s Thomas the Tank Engine pants to work and my legs turned blue. more
IF The Sun had been operating at the turn of the 19th Century, their stock in muck-raking trade, one imagines, would have been exposès of the private lives of The Romantic Poets.
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Size does matter Apr 12 2008
More mad musings from Mike Lockley - the funniest man we know more
Have a laugh with 'Our Lockers' Feb 12 2008
TWO country and western fans stagger out of a zoo with their clothes in shreds.
“You know what?” one says to his pal. “That lion dancing is a lot more dangerous than they make out.” more
Oh yes - the stars come out for our Christmas lights Nov 27 2007
EXCITEMENT mounts in our tiny parish following news one of the Krankies – hopefully the one who is getting on a bit, and is a woman, but dresses as a schoolboy – is considering switching on the Christmas lights. more
Cardigans for goalposts! Oct 25 2007
TALKED into taking part in an inter-parish charity football match for the church roof appeal: a project, according to our vicar, which is ‘close to all our hearts.’ more
Life up a tree Oct 18 2007
Old ladies' Lockers brings you more satirical mayhem... more
What's wrong with getting stuffed? Oct 11 2007
I’VE hit administrative hurdle after administrative hurdle in my bid to be stuffed and mounted when called to meet my maker. more
Cat nips from unfussy Keogh Oct 5 2007
Keogh, our pampered new cat, wakes me each morning by pouncing on my head, fleeing from the bedroom before I can take revenge. more
Trains, planes, and autobahns Sep 12 2007
My wife helped the 16-year-old
prepare for the practical part of his exam, grandly entitled A Culinary Journey Through Italy. It should have been entitled A Culinary Journey Through Italy With Quite A few Toilet Breaks Along The Way more
Red faces at the village pub quiz Aug 9 2007
"He last ventured outside our village in 1973, to get a vasectomy, so his grasp of global events is somewhat limited" more